Muslim dating service

-Bella

I'd love to help out, Al. But......

Maybe he should've said "going down on"

You need more ass than what you got, son.

Photos of bin ladens' funeral released

-TexasFred

Gotta love a GIs' sense of humor

Thank God......

Must be a muslim egg.....

Measure twice, cut once

I can understand the confusion

-Cousin Chris

My secret's out....

-Yolo

Every kid should have one

If she farts, he's fucked.

Whew! I'm normal.

Never without a date.....

......And it ain't because he can lick his boogers.

Springtime, Bella!

My long-lost daughter

Mmmmm.......

Another Modesto car thief

Looks like MPD dealt him a well deserved ass-whipping.....

Good news/bad news always sucks