ACCORDING THE TO THE SWORD
The 2012 presidential campaign shifted into high gear last night when gay porn superstar Rod Daily officially announced his support of likely GOP nominee Donald Trump. “TRUMP for prez,” Daily boldly tweeted, and while some may disagree with his choice in politicians, Daily’s still a BILF (Birther I’d Like To Fuck).
Even though Donald Trump is perpetually broke thanks to an endless string of failed casinos and garish high-rises, Daily took to his Twitter to explain his support by calling Trump “a business man.” And now that one of gay porn’s most prolific performers has thrown his weight behind one of our nation’s most prolific bankruptcy filers, who will endorse whom next? Dawson Riley for Michelle Bachmann?
Porn stars and politics are always a dicey mix, but there’s nothing sexier than a man with convictions, and Rod Daily really loves The Donald! Here’s how he spent last night on the Internet, defending Trump while sharing his own political views:
Why he supports Trump: “He has some great points and he is tied for first in GOP with Huckabee. He’s a business man ;-).”
(really, the subway lady is running a close third in that poll)
How Trump will handle national defense: “He will get us out of these three dumb ass wars.”
(when you complain about all wars and have have to access to all the information about it and then you have the right to comment)
On the energy crisis: “It’s funny that every time anything happens in the middle east all the sudden that’s where we get our oil from and gas goes up; we have enough oil in the gulf coast to support all of America.”
(yeah, trump will take care of that you nailed it. and then hurricanes will go extincted)
On gay marriage: “Gay marriage will ultimately be up to the supreme court does not matter who prez is.”
(internet law degrees answer to that question don't hold water and its obvious you have fought for the cause on the streets)
On gay rights: “Gay people have to stand up for themselves and make shit happen.”
(really, stand up and make shit happen? ok i guess thats all we need to do we must have been doing things wrong then)
Oh health care: “Social medicine would be great!!! Pharmaceutical companys and insurance company's rape us in this country.”
(finally, some scene now make shit happen you have the key right)
On who was really behind 9/11: “Bush took down the towers.”
(opinions are useful when backed up with facts to solidify the point)
On whether or not Barack Obama was born in the United States: “Am I born here or was I?; I don’t care if he was born here or not he is pres now so if he wasn’t greatest scam in American history.”
(well said, and yeah i will supersize my meal its american right?)
AS PER "THE SWORD"
So, Rod Daily is socialist-libertarian-truther-birther who also happens to suck a mean dick. Daily/Trump 2012!
WHATS THE NEXT SWORD SCOOP THE HAMBURGLER AS VICE PRESIDENT! YEAH HE WILL END MAD COW DISEASES AND GET KIDS TO EAT HEALTHY..YAY!
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