QUEERTY TELLS THE OBVIOUS REASON WHY A DJ WILL CUT SHORT YOUR FAVORITE MIX- DON'T FORGET WHEN A DJ GOES COKE COMA AND FALLS OUT

Here's someone else to blame for why you got blackout drunk last night: the D.J. That's because these spinning whiz kids purposefully play a crap track so clubgoers will abandon the dance floor and hit the bar, driving drink sales..


Don't forget the DJ can also keep screaming on the microphone every time minutes " ITS (insert name) BITCH" and shine a 9O'S flashlight in your face.


FULL OBVIOUS STORY