The ultra-conservative Reverend Grant Storms, known for his tirades against the annual Southern Decadence Festival in New Orleans, was tearful and apologetic today in discussing his recent arrest. Jefferson Parish Sheriff's deputies charged him with obscenity after two women claimed they saw him touching himself while watching children on the playground at Lafreniere Park. In a news conference today, he apologized to those he has hurt, and said he was sorry for targeting Decadence, an annual gay festival in the French Quarter. Storms said he is seeking help for a problem with pornography, and asked for the media to respect his privacy. Which is funny BECAUSE HE WAS JERKING OFF IN A PARK!
