Yes, i am pissed off - someone has stolen my fucking sprinkler. Someone has come into my yard, during the night, in the dark, and taken my lawn sprinkler off the end of the hose and run off with it. Fuckers. I am really riled up - like, i know its only a sprinkler for watering your lawn, so its not the end of the world, but its the principal of the thing. Someone has come onto my property and taken something that belongs to me. Its rude, its disrespectful, its just plain old annoying, and i am fucking mad. I mean, i went away one weekend last year and someone had stolen one chair from my patio furniture. I had a little bistro set on my front verandah - one little round table and two little chairs where i would sometimes eat breakfast or have coffee with my mum - and someone stole ONE fucking chair. One. Why not take the whole bloody set ?
Sorry about the swearing but seriously ? Who takes one chair ? And then who steals a sprinkler ? Seriously? Whoever it was, you're a fucker - i hope no-one comes to your house for coffee and i hope the drought we're in ruins your lawn. Wouldnt that just be hilarously funny?
Yea about as funny as stealing my god-damned fucking sprinkler....
