- With this economy, superheroes simply can't afford leather, lycra, and kevlar outfits. (jj)
- A convention of Stupor Heros they blindly stagger where sober people fear to tread. (dodindidi)
- Laundry day for the Justice League. (CJ)
- IN an effort to lure more gay readers, DC has launched a new title: The Super(boy)friends. (arlton)
- Villainous assholes beware - it's the Super Tops from the Just Ass League! (richard)
- I sure hope my butt hole is an evil villain, because it's about to get pounded. (Rich)
- "Remind me again why we wore tights under our undies for all those years? (Rahvin)
- Blaine was always extra cheesy...including his foreskin (severn)
- A gay man's version of pepperoni and sausage pizza always satisfies an empty stomach. (Tink)
- Hello!! West Hollywood Pizza Delivery!! (Kenny)
- And in other news, scientists are reporting a strange new strain of herpes virus..... (Carlton)
- No matter how he sliced it ... he just couldn't deliver the meat. (MisterKnyte)
- My dick smelled like anchovies even before I fucked the pizza. (Casey)
- I said I wanted a piece of ass. (ClumBaby)
- The Naked Lunch. (William S Burroughs)
- I'm ready for another topping! (richard)
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