This Kills Me

First off, I can't wait for the Rapture to come. Let's clear out the casinos, golf courses and campgrounds. But what about your pet? Well, and thanks to SDD for the link, here's your answer. One question I've asked the bible beaters lately is why can't I bring Chico The Dog with me? And, is Joe Joe waiting for me in heaven? If not, what kind of a loving God makes me leave my dog behind. That's no heaven I want a part of.